Director: Kunal Deshmukh
Stars: Emraan Hashmi, Humaima Malick, Paresh Rawal, Kay Kay Menon
Release on 29 August 2014

 Paresh Rawal: Ye kahani hai us raja ki jo hath ki safai ka expert tha aur jis k pas sapno k ilawa aur kuch nahi tha.

 Emraan Hashmi: Bohot asaan hai, aapko Nirupaji ke bech Deepika dhund ke nikalni hain.

 Emraan Hashmi: Life iss paise ke tarah hai...bus 1 baar kharch kar paoge

Paresh Rawal: Bari bari khawahishein aur khali jeebein

 Emraan Hashmi: Zyaade hote na toh uss mote ko haaaton se kya tumhe aakho se bhi chune nahi deta.

 Emraan Hashmi: Dekhna ek din mein tuhme yaha se nikal ke leke jaunga

 Paresh Rawal: Raja ko sirf aik moqe ki talash thi.

 Paresh Rawal: Aik ghalat qadam aur sab kuch khatam.

 Emraan Hashmi: Mein aapko ek lambe game ke liye hire karna chahta hun.

 Paresh Rawal: Guru nahi maano gy beta to guru-giyan kahan se lao gy.

 Emraan Hashmi: Hello mein padaishi charso bees (420) hoon.

 Paresh Rawal: Aaj tak tum sirf Raja the, Natwarlal mei tumhe banaunga.

 Emraan Hashmi: Gyaan toh theek hai. koi plan bhi hain?

 Kay Kay Menon: Agar mere time waste hogaya na tum kahin bhi rehne ke layak nahi raho ge.

 Humaima Malick: Uss Vardha ke samne tum ho he kya.? maar dega tumhein, kuchal dalega.

 Emraan Hashmi: Mujhe Vardha se badla lena hai..lekin usse maar ke nahi, usse zinda rakh ke.

 Paresh Rawal: Deemag jitna thanda badla utna meetha.

 Emraan Hashmi: Aaj mera maksat pura hoga aur hamara sapna.

 Emraan Hashmi: Risk aur opportunity ke bech mein he toh chance milta hai, aur jo iss chance ke saath romance karta hai wahi asli raja kehlata hai.